Just do it!

Yep. 
The shorts were a vibrant fuchsia colour. 
The guy in the sports shop could hardly believe his luck. He finally managed to flog that ignominy. And got actual money in exchange!

He was especially flabbergasted at having sold them to a man.

His second and last pair of ladies fuchsia running shorts (he had given away the first pair to his auntie Janet, for her 60th birthday).