A Snake

has moved into our garden and was hiding in our firewood. I am not used to snakes and have a huge respect for them, I can't go out barefoot any longer as long as he is there, although we identified him as a non-venomous species called something like harold, so we started calling him Harold. 
When I go out I say very loudly: "Harold, here I come!" and then I stomp. I have not seem him again.