Humour

Once a week a lovely lady in her late 50s comes to clean my house. I have a four poster bed with rubber animal masks on three of the four posts (I’m no Linda Barker with clean lines and light walk paper- one of the walls in my bedroom is painted black by choice).

I was away last week and came home to this, she’s tied a sari I got from a charity shop around it’s head, it looks rather creepy with it’s beak sticking out and it’s reptilian like eye staring out. I can imagine her giggling her head off as she did it!