289 Giant Nerf

Hoping to make a name for itself in the Global Defense Initiative, East Devon have just announced the new proto-type ICBN (Inter County Ballistic Nerf). Boasting a range of over 8 feet they claim a strike against a nearby seaside resort could be managed within 72 hours, as long as they are at the top of the hill and have a favourable wind. Casualties are estimated to be possibly one stubborn dog walker, with complaints from locals being "in the bag". A spokesman said "We continue to develop our weapons capabilities with our next project being the world's largest paintball. We should be able to paint the town red in one go."