my fat arse on a horse

Here is the most unnatural sight your ever likely to see. Me on a horse!!!!!
My friend used to horse ride as a young girl, she was desperate to do a beach horse ride while we were away, so husband and I bought it for her birthday! I have only rode once before and even then on disembarking the bloody thing I got my foot caught in the stirrup and slid under its belly and landed in a pool of piss!! So as you can imagine I wasnt too keen but smiled and did it for my friend, as you do.
The horse that you see me on in this shot wasnt the horse I set out on, the first one tried to run off down the beach with me in the opposite direction!!!!
Who the hell wants to get on something that big and let it run with you!!!!????????? Needless to say husband almost wet himself laughing at me.