First class

A haircut. Perhaps the wrong time of the year to get one what with the temperature falling but something has to be done about the Krusty the Clown look. I use this Turkish barber but I have the same reservations about them as Alan Bennett does in that I've resisted the requests to trim my eyebrows as it "..will make them grow even more and I shall end up like Bernard Ingham." (1). I do however have my ears singed – mostly because I'm fascinated by the effect despite the fear of my hair catching fire.

Despite all requests my moustache has so far remained inviolate.


(1) Keeping On Keeping On, Alan Bennett.