Oh sod it

I tried to get the kids to make the shape of 500. But I soon realised they aren't built like Elastogirl. And then Tilly, who was in charge of the units, ran away and it's no good having hundreds and tens if you don't have the units. Then I thought, after carving 500 into some moss on a tree, that this is all getting much too contrived. It's only some arbitrary number based on the fact that we have ten fingers anyway.
So I'm going to celebrate my 511th with a picture of some numbers and pretend we all have 2 fingers.