Guilty (yes your honour) secrets (that is secret)

I asked Tedwin to stand in the doorway but this was the nearest. There may be a few folk who are unaware what this shop sells, I'm keeping it a secret, you can look on Google.
Last Christmas I went into the large B'ham. store looking for sparkly tights - why is it so dark inside, I had a difficult time finding my way round and then I was at the back of the shop with an additional room, perhaps I'll be lucky in there I thought! Hahaha. No I'm not telling you what was there but there were a few men obviously buying stocking fillers.