Home, home on the hydrangea....

I am constantly amazed at the things people ask me at work.

Today for example, a bloke came in, dripping blood onto the floor, and proceeded to show me the nastiest cut I've seen, since Blade Runner had its voice-over removed....

He said he'd sliced his hand on a glass last night and as he didn't have any plasters or antiseptic, had rubbed a bit of soap in it and then wrapped tin foil round it.....and did I think he needed to do anything else?

Tin foil! Tin foil? TIN FOIL?????

I had to go and stare at some flowers for a while to recover.......