Lollipop ladies at dawn.

Lollipop lady 1: Look at my drivers like that once more
and I'll shove my Lollipop up your rancid arse so high
you'll look like Frank Sidebottom.

Lollipop lady 2: Piss off slag, I'm clearly the sexier bitch around here.
You smell like someone left sardines in the rotting cow you keep in your pants.