Pseuds' Corner

Oh my goodness, I'm in Private Eye! Well, kind of...

In the past I've sent several contributions into the magazine, but none have ever been published - not even my photograph of the sign posted outside Wells Cathedral which read "Disabled access: please ask inside".

But today I discovered that the drought is over. Guess who had a hand in the wording of the Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council advert cited at the bottom of page 28 of the current issue?