First check up at my new dentist, and the first time I’ve ever gone to the dentist knowing there’s actually a problem.

She said I had beautiful teeth, other than the one with the big hole in, which will soon be filled with lovely cheap NHS silver. £1000+ for a white one? Noooo thanks.

Raced back to work afterwards for the rest of my 11 hour shift - tomorrow’s a 12 hour so I shan’t complain yet.