All My Fault

Newcastle United got beaten by Watford this afternoon and it was ALL MY FAULT!

I made the silly mistake of entering the football ground before kick-off through turnstile number 11 instead of my usual turnstile number 13. This crucial change to my prematch ritual had a disastrous effect on the team’s performance.

I have written a letter of apology to the manager, Rafa Benitez and all the Newcastle United players promising that I will not make the same stupid mistake again. It’ll be a return to turnstile 13 for me at the next home game against Leicester City and a home win will thus be guaranteed ...


Mind-numbingly cold at the football today ...
Newcastle United 0 v 3 Watford
St. James’ Park