Half the moon is missing

Stether by stether Stan journeyed through the thundermole of the complicatin’ forrree. ‘Where is the moonee most?’ he cried. ‘Who has taken the other half of the moon and danglee?’

Then, appeared Mad John in fruity shirtyfrolic. ‘Good t’see y’man,’ he said, and he pointed with a Cockney fingold: ‘There in the scintillating danglee, is the moony most itselft.’

So Stan thanked him and played him a tune on his mellotrode. Stay cool, won't you.

 For Stanley Unwin