Daffodils on a Down Day

Daughter Number 2 bought me these Miniature Daffs yesterday and they brighten up the Dining Room. Hoping they will brighten my mood too. Been a bit 'humpy' today. Work is going a bit crazy at the moment with a difficult day coming up tomorrow and I think I'm feeling a bit unsupported by 'im indoors. 

But he went out and I started 'Operation Rudolf' with some super fluffy Alpaca wool. So that cheered me up.

And now I'm needing your help..... I need 6 fun/rude/silly 'C' word names for me to be able to put them on present labels to stop the 'kids' rummaging through their presents under the tree. I need to be able to get some sort of decoration relating to the name....so get your thinking caps on!!

Please.

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