Godzilla takes Portland

In today's news: that most fearsome of lizards crossed the Pacific, demolished the streets of Portland, Oregon and found lunch at The Laughing Planet cafe where they quickly served him 20 Cuban burritos in an effort to appease his appetite. Once satiated Mr. Zilla calmed down, shrunk to a less imposing size and spent the rest of he day enjoying the pleasant weather from his comfortable perch on the picnic table. All this has led researchers to question if, in reality the beast isn't as angry as previously assumed, but just didn't like sushi.