Ice See No Ships......

.....but I did spot this cheeky submarine trying to sneak up my frozen canal this morning (not a euphemism, by the way.....)

What's that you say? It looks like a beer bottle? Well yes, but please note it's a sub disguised as an American beer bottle....that bloody Trump is trying to infiltrate Edinburgh! He'll be banning neeps and haggis before you can say 'Help ma' boab, it's almost Hogmanay'!

Resist, fellow citizens, resist!!!!!!