Shady Teddy

Teddy thought he'd explore his darker side, and see what the 'shades of' stuff is all about.

He isn't impressed so far, but then that's Asda for you. The late night shoppers he saw tonight didn't look as if such exotic ideas would be physically possible without the later assistance of the fire brigade and A&E.

Teddy's trying to work out how toilet roll can be erotic. There's nothing on the wrapper. Thank goodness he didn't go for the one with puppies

Slightly disappointed Teddy.