Jingle Balls!

"Red balls!", exclaims Henry on the first tee this morning.

"Pants too tight?", asks Craig.

"I think you can get a cream for that!", suggested Jamie (although he's only an Almost A Polis and not an Almost A Doctor, so we can't vouch for this).

"Naw smart ar*es......they're easier to find on a hard frosted golf course like this morning!"

He'd lost both by the 15th!!

What better way to warm up after a freezing, cold morning on a brick hard golf course (think crazy golf on a much larger scale!) than a plate of Mrs B's homemade lentil and vegetable soup. Bound to put a smile on any frozen golfer :-)))