Girl crush.

There isn't a girl I know right now that hasn't got
a massive girl crush on Sue Perkins.

Clever, funny and loves to scoff. What's not to like?

She's fabulous presenting The Great British Bake Off .
A show as camp as a row of (1) tent.
My early favourite, Brendan (best line: 'I just stood by and blushed.
I'm amazed I still can') revealed himself to be ambitious and single-minded
about winning last night. We hate that, Brendan.

John is just going to self combust with the stress, he already sweats more
than a Greco Roman wrestler in a fur coat made of rubber.

Which brings us to the lovely, shy, fumbly James.
We love him, don't we?
His finessing isn't up to much, which is why he won't win
(Brendan will, or the East Norwich Operatic Society
will want to know why) but James's flavours are fun and intuitive.
I imagine sex with him would be similar.

Which brings me back to Sue.