Revima Santa Cow

Santa was confused.

He was sure the little elves had said that he could have good old faithfull Rudolf this year, but when they took the beast from the stable it looked awfully like a Revima Cow.

It handled like a Revima Cow too.

Mrs Claus said that he wasn't to complain and he was just to give it a try - after all it was making an effort to be cheerful, with its pink (not exactly red, but he wasn't to get too hung up on that) nose.

And he couldn't help but think that that nose (though also very large) was not absolutely red and very likely wet and (yuck) sticky. How the hell was that going to 'light his way'?

There was a solution....and he could end up with steak - but Mrs Claus said he wasn't to be hasty and he wasn't thinking very nice thoughts. Things like that and he would find himself on the naughty list.

So here he was - giving the cow another ride.