*#%*#** !

Teddy is fifty shades of red.

He can't work out what went wrong. It all sounded so simple. And fun. This isn't fun thinks Teddy. Reading doesn't broaden the mind, just gives you a false sense of knowledge. And we all know where a little knowledge gets you, don't we?

In Teddy's case, not very far, clearly. And he just knows what playmate will say ...

Oh, Teddy!