Hirundography

By Hirundo

Racked

With guilt? Listen...

Stall holder/shirt-maker at Christmas market: "Ooh, yes please, do take a photograph! I love the colors of this batch. Can you send me a copy if it turns out OK?"

Judge: "You have offered no confession, and your silence indicates that you have no remorse for your crime whatsoever. I sentence you to life imprisonment. Life, meaning life. Take him to the cells."

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