Easy Tiger

60 - 90 mile an hour winds predicted, then the snow was to come. There was indeed an early weather front in the shape of a lot of hot air on the nearby village Facebook Rantathon page. When the snow comes the driving world is divided into five groups: -

1. Those who have bought winter tyres and think this bestows them with superpowers that enables them to drive in snow at normal speeds (these people are idiots, everyone knows they are idiots, except them, they often have small hands or other small appendages and are allergic to listening, thats why they will always remain idiots).
2. Those that bought winter tyres but know while this will give better grip they must also drive at safe speeds (these are the sensible people who also probably have eternally tidy houses and know how to cook - I aspire to be like them but will never quite get there).
3. Those that will never be organised enough to buy winter tyres but know how to drive at safe speeds or make an attempt (me and loads of other folk).
4. Those who have neither winter tyres nor know how to drive at safe speeds (they are among us)