Talking turkey.....

Pssst!

Are you?

No....psssssst!!

What is it?

Put your feathers down. Stop drawing attention to us!

Why? I'm in peak condition; glossy, plump, gorgeous...why shouldn't people look at me?

Because it's 'that' time of year again....the special time.

What....the finals of Strictly, Masterchef and The Apprentice?

Yes, but also.....Christmas!!!!!

Oh, don't worry about that. I have a cunning plan.

You do?

I do. Just follow me.......


Quack! Quack quack!! Quaaaaack!...!!!