You want how many turkeys?

OK, it's not very funny but it's all I've got.
Redilady arrived home from her volunteer job at around one pm and  a few seconds later shouted that she couldn't get the key out of the front door.Minor panic ensued, although the door could be locked, the key was outside. This was partially fixed by removing the door handles, but one of the screws that held the handles sheared off!
A minor good point of our rather dismal town is the very good ironmonger/ locksmith. After five minutes there and with a slightly emptier credit card, I came home with a much more secure  new lock. Fitting was easy but I've still got to do a proper job with the sheared off screw. I'll leave that for tomorrow.