The boys

These two guys have been a Christmas favourite in our house since the kids were tiny.

The dog will sing a suitably gruff rendition of ‘Santa Claus is coming to town’ while shuffling forward amiably.

The Penguin, for reasons unknown, performs a festively re-written version of Yackity Yak’, while stumbling around for s couple of paces before landing face first on the floor and spinning round hopelessly until rescued.

But we all know people like that at this time of year.