In a round-about sort of way

I do not talk in a round-about sort of way.

"You, who walked your dog outside my workplace this morning and decided to let it relieve itself just where the footpath is at its narrowest (hence optimising the chance of impact).
I hold YOU responsible, not the poor animal.
You deserve to have your face rubbed in the excrement. Even though there isn't much left of it now, as most of it is embedded in the shoes of at least 4 of my colleagues.
The entrance hall of the Company now reeks of post-defecation dog food canned 8 months ago in a dodgy Russian abattoir.
If you had any respect for yourself, your poor dog and the rest of the population, you would have the decency to pick up after your pet.
PS: Please stop buying dog food in Aldi, it stinks on the way in, it's 10,000 worse on the way out"