Blonde Ambition . . .

Here we are again, at the Fall Exposure Show in Toronto. Despite this picture, it's not a soft-porn show, but the pre-Xmas selling season for very expensive and soon-to-be-obsolete photogear to credit card-packing guys who like to impress each other with the length of their appendages

However, the biggest attractions, as usual, are the blondes . . . attracting the guys and their big lenses ("Just testing the lights, love!"); and their wives, with their cellphones ("Just checking the hairstyle, dear!")

I didn't buy anything. I told Jools I thought we should buy a Power Snoot. She looked at me in horror and muttered, "You're not coming near me with one of those," and bolted for the exit.