The Projectionist

I have been entrusted with the camera club's new projector, the idea being to become proficient in its use as backup for the club member who normally sets it up. So I decided to kill two birds so to speak and took it with us to Castle Bromwich to show the father-in-law some recent photos, as well as learning how to use it.
I projected onto the dining room wall, which had the unexpected additional advantage of showing off my father-in-law's collection of glass ornaments. He told me once that they would be worth a small fortune 'when I'm gone'. Not this one I said, it says 'Made in China'. Especially that one he said, it was probably a present from my son and it's come from the other side of the world. I had to point out that it also had a label on it which just said 'Woolworths'.