Today IS Any Other Day!

Either that, or Monkey Boy will politely turn down the White Queen's terms of employment!

The German couple opposite seemed to have a great laugh as I tried to explain that just because it's called a jam spoon doesn't mean you have to eat with it! I also noticed that while Frau MasterRace was trying to catch Gwen's eye for the bill, hubby was doing exactly the same thing behind her back...