Her idea

She said, "This is what I look like." I said, "Here, let's see." Something new to add to my budding genealogy research!

So far the best find has been this quote: "Thus far, the author has not learned of any who have been especially a disgrace to the family: the nearest approach to it was the case of one poor fellow about two hundred years ago who was charged with having appropriated a cheese that did not belong to him. It ought not to be thought strange, if in a flock of so many hundreds, a few should have come short of what is altogether commendable."

In another source I found the culprit: John! No one from my apparent line.