The Sardine Factory

By Nad

Chilled Bubbly

What's the collective noun for a bunch of lifeguards? Your suggestions welcomed. As I was changing into my swimming togs I heard an enormous splash from the pond as several lifeguards jumped in the chilly (13C) water together. By the time I reached the pier they were toasting each other with champagne. I went for my swim and found the cork bobbing in the water about 20 yards away.

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