You can take a wedding out of Stoke...

...but despite being on Ibiza this is the first wedding I've been to where the bride's aunt has humped the boyfriend of the chief bridesmaid on the dancefloor.

It was a great day, even though we had to witness that incident. The weather cleared up, the words in the ceremony were very touching, the food was divine, everybody got on like a house on fire, we had glow sticks as a nod to Ibiza club culture and there was much dancing on the terrace until the early hours.