There's no smoke . . .

Grey and drizzly all day long and my only venturing out was a round trip incorporating the hen-house, the sheep-shed, the vegetable garden and the compost heap in my bright yellow wellies. We did have electricity so the oil lamps were not utilised but since we are still within the confines of the twelve days of Christmas and our household decorations are limited to the three cards we have received my only inspiration was these camel-mounted magi.

According to the label this is the best existing quality and it does not smoke. No wonder Alpha has chosen wise men for its logo.