Baz and the Orkney chair

A very dark morning. Thoroughly dark and dismal. Dire and dour. Not dreich but disappointing.

I went across to see Ian in Dounby. I then accompanied CMC to a new kitchen showroom!!!! What is wrong with me?

I once attempted to show my belly in the fireside Orkney chair but the minister wasn't impressed. Take a tip from me; sign up for reincarnation as a cat at Creel HQ.

I hope everyone has recovered from their JBS (Jackie Bird Syndrome).