Royal Mail

Royal Mail

I’ve never sent a letter to The Queen. Maybe I will. Something like:

‘Dear Queenie, you rock. You wear all those dresses in colours that you really shouldn’t, plus ridiculous matching hats, and you always look so fabulous. I have tried to be an anti royalist but I just find myself thinking that you are ace. I hope you are ace. I hope you do normal things too like swearing, wearing underwear for a second day on odd occasions, eat too much @ Christmas, the odd wind escape, shouting at the kids especially Charlie, buying Private Eye and so on. Anyhow, you double rock.
Your humble servant,
Smilelikearabbit xxx’

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