breakfast meeting with Lady Blah Blah

giving me the lowdown on the night time capers of the devil cat and the killer hound.

As I type this the devil cat is using me as a climbing frame and the killer hound is pacing around us  with a wild eyed look.

I'd really rather be curled up in a darkened room just at the moment. I'm tired,  I've got a crashing headache and everything seems a bit gloomy.
Time to creep away quietly and run on silent for a while.