Pointers

First visit to a certain spot on Victoria Street after I'd bumped into ooo in the street.

Almost managed to pass as a serious DIYer in homebase today but failed at the last hurdle. Pointing to the pipe lagging I'd bought I asked an assistant if he could recommend what paint to use to cover these. He gave a few suggestions then pointed towards the 2.5 litre cans. I then had to say that I only really wanted to cover one, I wasn't really lagging pipes with them... I managed to not mention fancy dress at any point as he already looked rather horrified. He walked away (probably, as I didn't dare look) shaking his head after showing me where the tester pots were...

(Posted photos from last week's enchanted forest here.)