Dougalometer

On past ocassions Dougal and myself have been naughty. Sometimes our wimmin fowk try to keep us apart. But today we broke through the barrier and we went to first foot Dougal.*

Having set the aperture at f4.5 I took my only pic of the day. Some bottles didn't make it to the final cut.

The men spoke about men things and the wimmin spoke about wifie things. Why does this always happen ?

We knew it was time to stop when we heard mention of 'Monty Don handcream'.

*What order were these whiskies consumed in?

The word 'stotious' has been dusted down again.