Pizza delivered!

1. Go to Spar convenience store. (Other small food shops are available.)
2. Buy a frozen cheese pizza. (All mozzarella with elastic dough. £1.50.)
3. Add some olives and shards of red pepper. (Or decorate with your own preferred topping.)
4. Heat in oven.
5. Open lagerish beer.
5. Slice with pizza slicer and eat with well washed fingers.
6. Compare with price of pizza delivery merchant. Feel smug.