My boss (and friend) is not right in the head ..

For starters he regularly trusts me with his business ...
also I killed the van and now we are getting a new one ...
plus I eat their chocolate (he did say help myself ) .. so I do ..
I’m meant to work but I spend HOURS taking photos of our wonderful customers .. not the humans, they just pay .. I also roll around the floor with the customers .. again NOT the human sort ..
what I can do is chat to new clients and make inappropriate jokes AND I’m good at walking .
My boss is a lucky lucky man ;-)

PS his significant other is my long suffering hairdresser ..

PPS .Mr W is their financial advisor ..
I’m on to a winner here ;-)


Oh and we are .. NOTE the ‘We’ .. Bow Wow doggy day care Stratford on Avon not Stratford east London .. just so you know .