The Heat Is On

My Dear Princess,

It was lovely to speak to you again last night. I have really missed you a lot, you know.

That said, it occurred to me afterward that we nearly always end up talking about upholstery. I'm not sure why this is. Perhaps it is because I am such a curious fellow. Perhaps it is because you are the only person I know who is so forthcoming with information about sofas. Also careers in midwifery.

I'm not going to question it. The main thing is, you really make me laugh.

Which reminds me. Here is the very VERY sweary trailer for "Three Billboards".  

And now I am too hot to think. You may read my newspaper instead.

O'H