Japanese toilets rock!

Japan is known for their crazy advanced technology the world over. One thing they have enjoyed for many years is ridiculously complicated toilets. Your basic, everyday, average ones come with bidet, seat warmer, automated flushing & deodorisation. Then there are those that play music, or have pulsating jets of water (blimey!) and intelligent sensors that detect someone standing in front of the toilet and automatically lowers & raises the seat... (imagine the rows that solves!)

Already planned are talking toilets, toilets which measure body fat, blood pressure & blood sugar!! I think going to 'spend a penny' just got a lot more expensive!

The march of invention has clothed mankind with powers of which a century ago the boldest imagination could not have dreamt.
Henry George