My Education Suffered............

...........because of Wyn Davies and Bobby Moncur (thats Moncur on the right with the captains arm band) along with the rest of their Subbuteo team mates.

If I was not managing the all conquering Newcastle United team I was sorting out league tables, transfer systems or repainting the entire first team squad. Judging by the amount of glue on the bases I also acted as team doctor. With all this going on I had little time for trivial things like homework.

Is it too late to sue and who should I target? Do you think Mike Ashley will settle out of court?