Snow Funny!

Quite possibly the scariest snowman ever!

To make up for that fright here's some funnies.................

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snowballs!

How can you tell a Snow man from a Snow woman?
The Snow woman is the one wearing the make-up!

What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle

What do you call a Snowman in the Caribbean?
Lost!

What’€™s a snowman’€™s favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!

Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snowman is an island!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’€™s Decembrrrrrrrr!

What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !