Only a mother could love it...

One of the oddest bikes I ever built...

So, it's a titanium prototype (nicknamed the Pompblingamine) with (prototype) carbon 29er mountainbike wheels and Richey CX tyres. The forks are steel and glow in the dark. The stem is gold anodised. The bar tape costs £80 a roll. The levers are Versa 8speed shifters although it's a singlespeed with a ratio of 44:18 (66"). It has the clickiest freewheel you ever heard.
Oh and the chain is blue!