Vibrantly muted

Understated exuberance. 
Of the chromatic kind. 

Pastels and earthy tones are not for her. 
It's acidic acrylic and high-vis vitriolic all the way. Hooray! 

Camo camo camo chameleon.

My arse. 

Life is four-wheeled with an ergonomic handle grip, zippable flap and shot in technicolour.