Thief!

Me: Don't give me that "Butter wouldn't melt" look!

Max: What on earth do you mean?

Me: I haven't forgotten what you did yesterday.

Max: Well, I was starving...

Me: That mince was defrosting for my tea!

Max: So?

Me: So, I had to get in the car and drive several miles to go and buy something else!

Max: Aw, diddums...




BTW That's an ear hanging over the arm of the chair, not a paw.