Strange day on the High Street

I entered the shop and approached the butcher at the counter.
"Are you a betting man?" I enquired.
"I am." he replied.
"I bet you £100 you can't reach up and touch the meat hanging from the hooks in the ceiling."
He paused...
"I can't take that bet I'm afraid." he said
"How so?" I asked.
"The steaks are just too high." he replied

Courtesy of Tadum & Tush
Bespoke Joke Recyclers
Unit 32A
Salamander Street
Leith